January 9th, 2013

elzapan:

Benedict Cumberbatch portraying a convincing southern american woman. 

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(Source: monster--grandfather, via ofcourseimissedyou)

December 18th, 2012

ladyhistory:

IN WHICH BLOOOBELL TURNS LOOOMINOUS LIKE A FAIREEE

saintdoriangray:

Dashboard Tumblr-fessional - SaintDorianGray (Katy Perry Firework Parody)
based on this post, opener by barackfuckingobama 
also known as “How many fandoms can SDG cram into one fucking song?”
Also, the harmonies suck butt. Edit: Uploaded one without harmonies. Got sick of hearing myself suckass at the one thing I love doing.

Do you ever feel like a Sherlock fan
Crying on a Roof wanting to eat some Jam?
Do you ever feel like a Whovian?
Watching Rory die time and time again

Do you ever feel the Supernatural
You smell the sulfur, so you get the motherfucking salt?
Did you know that there’s a place for you?
There’s others just like you.

You gotta enter your password and username.
Then scroll and see the Tumblr memes

‘Cause baby I’m a fandom girl
The coolest kind in all the world
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
Baby, I’m a fandom girl
I’ll show you how I see the world
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic   
Into begging for some di-i-ick

Here’s proof that Dean and Cas are just as canon as
Arthur and Merlin, the warlock and his prat
You see the parallels between Destiel
And Shwatsonlock the time that Sherlock fell

I’ll beg you to ignore all of the shipping wars
If you like Ten/Master or if Amy Pond is a whore
But the Avengers, never pretend there’s
nothing between Steve and Tony

Pre-Chorus/Chorus

Fuck you, I 
won a BAFTA twi-i-ice
If two characters fi-i-ight
It means they’re fucking at ni-i-ight

‘Cause baby I’m fandom’s bitch
I won’t apologize for this
I’ll turn your heteroh-oh-oh
into homosexual-al-al
It seems these characters are sluts
But I love Tumblr too much
I’ll turn your platoni-i-ic
Into begging for some di-i-ick

(via saintdoriangraymusic-deactivate)

December 17th, 2012

dudeufugly:

my new text message tone: “NOOO IT’S NOT!!!!1!!!!!1” - Chipmunk John Watson

gonna sit down tonight and put Benedict’s “Oh my god” and Chipmunk John together in one! “oohhhh my gooood…no it’s not!”image

December 11th, 2012
December 10th, 2012

i-crush-everything:

timelordy-teganbreann:

bibliospork:

I Am the Doctor / Sherlock Theme mashup.

LISTEN. TO. IT. NOW.

(Ha, answers on by mistake… it wasn’t a question. DO. IT. NOW. LISTEN.)

iS IT POSSIBLE FOR AN AUDIO POST TO HAVE MY BABIES?!

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(via suicidalsnaily-deactivated20121)

October 6th, 2012

ckeichan:

Steve’s deduction 

(via tobie1kenobi)

October 3rd, 2012

skinofstripes:

Jim had always been that way--always self-destructive, triggering on the absolute slightest of notions, pouring pills down his throat or drinking himself unconscious when Sebastian couldn't be there, never enough to die, but always close (too close, far too close for comfort so that it left them both shaking, with Seb's fingers hooked in Jim's mouth and a sweaty head bowed low over the toilet bowl).

It had always been dangerous to leave him alone for too long, never trust the pause between texts without a worry, a thought of maybe this time- no-

But when Jim strayed from the poisons, the drinks, the pills, the drugs--when Jim picked up the gun, Sebastian knew that the game was coming close to an end. He knew even when Jim refused to fully admit to it and laughed in his face and tossed the gun at him on a third occasion, empty cartridge this time and a 'shut up, tiger'. Sebastian knew even before the deed was done and the dead man's phone rang and rang and rang, his blood drying on the pavement beneath trembling feet and screams of fury because the sniper had been too late this time.

Tobie as Jim Moriarty
Zhelly as Sebastian Moran
Photoset by Kyle Mistry

September 30th, 2012

scienceofdestruction:

Do I look like Rumpelstiltskin to you?

Wait… Ohhhh, I get it.

Haha, is it because I’m SHORT?